We had just lifted our beer glasses to the sky to toast a great day of football, when an old, wonderful voice came booming across the frosty hills of Southwest Germany and through the double doors of the Grill Room.
By now, we were into the wee hours -- and many, many pils -- of this Monday morning.
It was right about the time the Raiders (The Raiders!) were putting the finishing touches on their improbable win over the heavily favored Eagles, when we heard it...
The Autumn wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea
With a rollicking song he sweeps along
Swaggering boisterously.
His face is weatherbeaten
He wears a hooded sash
With a silver hat about his head
And a bristling black mustache.
He growls as he storms the country
A villain big and bold
And the trees all shake and quiver and quake
As he robs them of their gold.
The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun
He'll knock you 'round and upside down
And laugh when he's conquered and won.
And as the late, great John Facenda's "Voice of God," from NFL Films' fame of yesteryear, recited The Autumn Wind, we rose our glasses high yet again, and toasted all that has always been good about the NFL.
Because in a season that was starting to define itself by its numbing predictability, Facenda, if only in spirit, and the Raiders, in fact, were back to remind us that on any given Sunday, anything was possible in the National Football League...
Now onto a sampling of what the nation's sportswriters and columnists are saying about their football teams across every NFL city, because in the Grill Room we love the newspaper business, even if it hates itself.
(20) Houston 28
(10) Cincinnati 17
- Kubiak throws his run-first philosophy for a loss, and wins.
- Bengals fell off the high wire and into a trap.
(24) Detroit 0
- Sloppy Packers won't apologize for whipping a lousy Lions team, which...
- ...has plenty to apologize for.
(32) St. Louis 20 (OT)
- Jags shot themselves in the foot but limped to a win.
- Rams knock at victory's door, but are left out in the cold -- again.
(11) Baltimore 31
- Unbeaten Vikings are good and lucky.
- Raven's kicking problems should be a secondary concern.
(1) N.Y. Giants 27
- Saints use measuring stick to paddle Giants.
- Eli's Rebel yell might as well have been a call for surrender.
(26) Cleveland 14
- No big talk from Big Ben after 'sub-par performance.'
- Lowly Browns are in a league of their own.
(29) Tampa Bay 21
- Panthers run to hide their quarterback.
- The bumbling Bucs should be banned in London.
(25) Washington 6
- Columnist says, I can't believe what I just saw...
- Redskins pathetic play leaves fans speechless.
(5) Philadelphia 9
- Raiders find a new comfort zone and blitz.
- With the offense going to the dogs, why not try Vick?
(21) Seattle 3
- Rejuvenated Cardinals enjoy the sound of silence.
- Playoffs?! Another Mora scoffs at the idea.
(27) Tennessee 0
- Brady throws Titans, talk of demise for a loss.
- Titans go as low as they can go in snow.
(14) N.Y. Jets 13 (OT)
- Bills take only a passing interest in Jets' running game, but win.
- At least Sanchez's post-game comments hit their Mark.
(12) Chicago 14
- Falcons take their new show to prime time.
- A Bears team in need is far too charitable.
I don't believe in karma, but if I did, Bill Belichick would run over his dog in the driveway. Then, in a panic would get out of the car and have it roll over him breaking his legs.
ReplyDeleteWhat is he doing throwing the ball with 12 second left to go in the half?
It's clear that Belichick is making up for his miniscule penis. I guess we should have pity on him.
Obviously, I'm not Patriots fan, but I'm embarassed for anyone who is.
I only wish Brady would have lost a leg on that first series of the second half.
If Brady or Moss go down for the rest of the season in the next few games, then even I will believe in karma.
I think it would be easier for you if you just started believing in Karma, StM.
ReplyDeleteProst!
-DC
If I believed in karma, I'd expect a lot of bad things to happen to ME!
ReplyDeleteNah, it's easier to sleep at night if I think there are no consequences for my actions.
Whatever gets you through the night, bud...
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