Monday, October 19, 2009

Raiders give voice to past


We had just lifted our beer glasses to the sky to toast a great day of football, when an old, wonderful voice came booming across the frosty hills of Southwest Germany and through the double doors of the Grill Room.

By now, we were into the wee hours -- and many, many pils -- of this Monday morning.
It was right about the time the Raiders (The Raiders!) were putting the finishing touches on their improbable win over the heavily favored Eagles, when we heard it...

The Autumn wind is a pirate
Blustering in from sea

With a rollicking song he sweeps along

Swaggering boisterously.

His face is weatherbeaten
He wears a hooded sash

With a silver hat about his head

And a bristling black mustache.

He growls as he storms the country
A villain big and bold

And the trees all shake and quiver and quake

As he robs them of their gold.

The Autumn wind is a Raider
Pillaging just for fun

He'll knock you 'round and upside down

And laugh when he's conquered and won.


And as the late, great John Facenda's "Voice of God," from NFL Films' fame of yesteryear, recited The Autumn Wind, we rose our glasses high yet again, and toasted all that has always been good about the NFL.

Because in a season that was starting to define itself by its numbing predictability, Facenda, if only in spirit, and the Raiders, in fact, were back to remind us that on any given Sunday, anything was possible in the National Football League...


Now onto a sampling of what the nation's sportswriters and columnists are saying about their football teams across every NFL city, because in the Grill Room we love the newspaper business, even if it hates itself.

(20) Houston 28
(10) Cincinnati 17
(18) Green Bay 26
(24) Detroit 0
(22) Jacksonville 23
(32) St. Louis 20 (OT)
(4) Minnesota 33
(11) Baltimore 31
(2) New Orleans 48
(1) N.Y. Giants 27
(7) Pittsburgh 27
(26) Cleveland 14
(23) Carolina 28
(29) Tampa Bay 21
(31) Kansas City 14
(25) Washington 6
(30) Oakland 13
(5) Philadelphia 9
(17) Arizona 27
(21) Seattle 3
(9) New England 59
(27) Tennessee 0
(28) Buffalo 16
(14) N.Y. Jets 13 (OT)
(6) Atlanta 21
(12) Chicago 14
(*) denotes NFL 100-proof ranking

4 comments:

  1. I don't believe in karma, but if I did, Bill Belichick would run over his dog in the driveway. Then, in a panic would get out of the car and have it roll over him breaking his legs.

    What is he doing throwing the ball with 12 second left to go in the half?

    It's clear that Belichick is making up for his miniscule penis. I guess we should have pity on him.

    Obviously, I'm not Patriots fan, but I'm embarassed for anyone who is.

    I only wish Brady would have lost a leg on that first series of the second half.

    If Brady or Moss go down for the rest of the season in the next few games, then even I will believe in karma.

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  2. I think it would be easier for you if you just started believing in Karma, StM.

    Prost!

    -DC

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  3. If I believed in karma, I'd expect a lot of bad things to happen to ME!

    Nah, it's easier to sleep at night if I think there are no consequences for my actions.

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  4. Whatever gets you through the night, bud...

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